Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Sex and exercise and me (of course)

Sex is the most fun form of exercise and is underused as a weight loss tool!!
 
Why this topic on the blog: For the past few weeks business has got quiet, and I'm starting to feel a bit self conscious that I need to shed a few pounds. My regulars are all finding it hard to escape from their real lives (real women) and I want some company and to be spoilt, not to mention enough money to pay the bills and to exercise but in the best way ever invented : )

You may be thinking, I don't want to read about a woman moaning about her weight, I promise this isn't that, well not totally anyway, there is a decent section on how you can help with my mission too.

How much weight do I need to get rid of?  Well to be honest I'd love two stone, but let us be real about this; two stone and I'd be back to prepubescent weight, therefore I will settle for a stone. My reward? Apart from looking hotter, having tighter abs, a body with a bit more definition, my reward will be one of three things depending on how many bookings I get between now and minus 1 stone. You're not really interested in my rewards so I'll leave those to the end of my blog.

Now, I don't want you to feel self conscious about your weight, I love men to be confident in their own body, fat, thin, hairy or not, however it comes (excuse the pun). I have no issue with a little condition as long as it doesn't affect your health, but you pay me to look good and feel good and so it is my job to make sure I stay in shape. It's not that I don't like my body, I do, it's a great, curvy, womanly body made for pleasing men and myself, but it could just do with a bit of tweaking.


Since giving up smoking almost a year ago I have put on half a stone (not since the photos, since the photos I'm only 3lbs bigger so don't panic that you're going to get a whale on your doorstep). All I'm saying is that it won't do me any harm to stop eating ice cream and start exercising again. For those of you who know me well, you'll know that I lead a very busy life and my day job involves sitting in front of a computer, with not really opportunities to go to the gym or classes, or horse ride, or join a local sports team which I'd like to do so I'm settling for walking and jogging on my errands as opposed to driving.

Hmmm, not as exciting as bedroom aerobics you say, agreed, but I don't have a partner and you guys aren't making enough bookings to burn my calories so I'm having to walk, and jog (I wear two sports bras to keep my chest from bouncing around too much). I've done about 8 miles this week, which isn't much but it's better than being stationary.

I am going to start my pole dancing and lap dancing classes again and that will help my waist line and our fun time too. It is such a giggle, girls together attempting tricks on poles, and it's so much harder to do than you think. It's one thing doing the tricks, it's another trying not to show the exertion on your face and looking sexy instead. I have much respect for the girls that do it for a living. I love doing it, I'm just not that great at it yet, but I'm anything if not a tryer.

Where do you come in? Here:


Kissing = 68 calories per hour 
Undressing = at least 8, but I'm sure we could increase that
Massaging = 80+ per hour depending on vigour
SEX = 144 + per 30 mins. The key for high-calorie-burning sex is making it hot and making it last, say experts. 
Moaning and sighing = an extra 18 to 30 calories (good for me as I'm not the quietest)
The best way to maximize calorie-burning during sex is to make sure you orgasm. Experts estimate that women who orgasm during sex burn more calories during lovemaking than those who don’t.
Oral sex = 100 calories per 30 min



So the next time your wife is complaining about her weight, tell her to hop on board and you'll work out with her. If she turns her nose up, firstly is she mental? Secondly CALL ME instead.


So, I hear you ask what can you do to help me reach my goals/target of minus 1 stone? Here are some ideas:

1) Make a booking and let me ride you until we both glisten, perhaps the belly dancing hip rotation, or the ride them deep, or the bouncing up and down on your cock, they all give me a work out and turn me on
2) Help my diet by providing me with a high in protein, low in fat drink from your cock.
3) Perhaps a booking that involves a quick blow job before going for a drink and a natter followed by bedroom aerobics, horizontal, vertical, bent over, fast, slow, hard, soft, deep and shallow?
4) Make a longer booking which involves some activity such as hill walking, horse riding, scrambling, gorge walking, swimming in the sea, surfing, jet skiing, in fact any activity except caving. (If the coast is clear you never know what we could get up to on our activity). We can then get a hot bath/ shower together and get all lathered up, collapse on the bed and massage each others bodies with oil before letting me sit on your cock and thrust until you are spent.
5) Stop giving me chocolates, it's not that I don't appreciate them, I do, too much in fact, but it doesn't help my waist line.
6)  Have fun with me, the more orgasms I have, the more my muscles get used (I promise to repay the favour)
7) Book a really special night out with me to somewhere where I'd have to get really dressed up and I'd want you to be really proud to have me on your arm
8) Book a night with me where we can go through the Karma Sutra together and use muscles we never knew existed
9) Bring some fresh fruit and we can play naked body fruit salad buffet. Eating strawberries from nipples, blueberries from belly buttons, bananas from.... and you get the general idea.
10) Any other suggestions gratefully accepted

Now for my rewards when I hit my target of minus one stone:

Possible reward 1) A Karen Millen dress, something tight, clingy and tailored to show off my figure
Possible reward 2) Underwear, in my dreams stunning Agent Provocateur failing that something that looks and feels equally glamorous without the price tag. (Unfortunately I have too many jobs that I need addressing in my house before I can be outrageous enough to spend vast money on amazing underwear).
Possible reward 3) A holiday, get a tan and strut my minus 1 stone body on the beach in a skimpy bikini.

Bring on the weight loss and the fun and finally the rewards. Spread the word, Foreplay and Sex is the new exercise class. (now there's an idea...................I wonder if Duncan Bannatyne would want a demonstration for his gyms?)

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Tips on how to use an escort and NOT get caught!

After a weekend away (in fact a girl friend's birthday adult weekend to a holiday park which was the English version of Magaluf for the over 30's), utterly nightmarish but I put on a good act and made the best of a bad situation. I'm now back and thought I would share some basics on how to not get caught.

Sometimes I think that some clients subconsciously want their partner to find out about their affairs as the errors they make are so fundamental it screams "catch me". I for one certainly do not want anyone to get caught using an escort, or having an affair, especially with me. I'm more than happy to put a smile on my clients face but I have no desire to wipe a smile off anyone's face so please don't get me involved in any relationship issues.

Here's my idiots guide on how NOT to be an idiot and NOT get caught.

1) Keep your lies as close to the truth as possible: you are obviously a lot more believable when you tell the truth, so tell 90% of the truth. Say you took a day off to go shopping, go shopping, but you don't need to to tell her about the couple of hours spent with me. If you go away with the lads and one of the nights is spent with me, then you just tell as much of the truth as  possible without telling the whole truth. In a nutshell: don't lie, just omit the details she doesn't need to know. Fit me into a slot when you have already made plans to stay away for work.

2) Have a bank account she doesn't know about: Easy enough these days with on line banking and paperless statements, just make sure you inform the bank not to post you anything. Pull  the cash from this account, pay the hotels and dates from this account and make sure you get rid of all the receipts before going home.

3) Shower before you go home: Don't just have a wash but it's a good idea to change your clothes, so any stray hairs, smell of perfume (I don't wear perfume for this reason) is removed and you can walk in much more relaxed than on edge.

4) Have a legitimate excuse for getting out more: Decide to follow a football team more passionately, attending matches, away fixtures, this way you can have fun following the football team and then when you want to ditch the football and see me you have a perfect window of a few hours without your lady wondering what you are up to. Plus they don't want to know the details of the football match, quite simply we won, or we lost, or we drew will be about as much info as they want, and they will be pleased to see you haven't come back drunk, so you're in the good books. Or join a book club, archery, shooting, pottery, whatever it is it has to be something you do like and do, to maintain point 1)'s point, and something your wife will not want to do.


5) Go on regular man-cations, whether it be with your local friends, or friends you haven't caught up with for a long time and have re found on facebook etc, school college, uni, hometown friends. This way it won't seem unusual when you stay away for a weekend to see a mate from your past, which just so happens to be me.

6) Don't fall in love: I know, very difficult after you've met me (only joking) but if you are looking for love you need a divorce not me. If you are looking for fun, keep it as that and keep to the times when we meet, to spoil me and the in between meetings time is all about you and your partner.

7) Always practice safe sex: easy with me as I won't have it any other way, but just in case you stupidly decide to have an affair rather than an escort nothing screams affair more than an std, or a pregnant woman on your doorstep

8) DO have a secret email account and DON'T add it to your phone: Get into the habit of closing down all your screens and setting up an automatic lock on your computer every time you leave it, yes, even if it is just to make a coffee, you never know when she will find the urge just to check something and ping, you're in trouble. if she asks why you have password locks on phones and computers then blame work and say that risk maangement have strict guidelines.

9) Delete your Internet history every day, or set it up so it is deleted every session. If they do decide to pry make sure you come away squeaky clean.

10) If you must text, then keep it to innocent messages: "can you confirm our lunch meeting" NOT "you make me so horny I can't wait to meet for lunch followed by you naked". Again, if you delete all your texts, then make sure it is consistent, i.e. set your phone up not to keep texts and sent items, don't suddenly start deleting all when she becomes suspicious.

11) Remember who comes first: Your long term partner does! If you are only using an escort for sexual gratification remember to appreciate your partner because of all the other things she adds to your life and make sure you let her know you appreciate it. Whether that be listening to her when she's had a bad day, to doing something she wants to do at the weekend, yes, seeing that rom com at the cinema that she wants to see and just enjoy pleasing her.  You have you time, with me; so make time for her with you and make it special for her.

12) Use the different postcode rule: Don't cheat on your doorstep, remember that although escorts are so much more discreet than affairs, it only takes one nosy neighbour to see you going into someone else's house. Different postcodes, different counties, reduces the risk.

13) Tell no one: this keeps it easy for your friends and family: they shouldn't have to lie for you, and if you follow the simple rules they won't need to.

14) Ideally don't save my number to your phone: but as I have a name that could be for either sex then it is not so bad, but if you're escort is called Cristal, or Mistress Dominatrix, then either don't save the number, (we're quite easy to find again on the Internet), or save it under a company name. Delete all phone records for that person ever time you communicate.

What I do to make sure you don't get caught:

1) My answering machine message is just a phone one, it doesn't say who it is, this does mean sometimes potential clients won't leave messages as they are not sure they have the right number but it also means that nosy partners won't know anything.

 2) If I do answer it will always just be a "Hello, Taylor speaking" and I won't ever answer with a hey honey, or any sexual content.

3) I don't wear perfume unless you are single

4) I don't call or text without contact from you and if I call I let it ring once and put it down.  If I text it will be neutral, "sorry I missed your call", or  " all confirmed for Tuesday" and so on

5) I don't have a partner so there is no one at this end who gets jealous or nosy

6) My security buddy is the only person who knows who I meet, when and where and all details are destroyed after I arrive home from that meeting

7) Some of my friends know I am an escort, but I don't discuss my clients with anyone

8) I don't fall in love. I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy the company of my clients and the time I spend with them but I am fiercely independent and the reason why I like my clients so much is because it is temporary. Our time together is very personal but our time apart is all business and I am lucky that I can keep my emotions in check. I do think about my clients and smile at the memories of the good times, or at the thought of a future booking but when I'm not with you, you are a client and when I am with you, you are a temporary boyfriend.

9) I have no desire to break up relationships, in fact I like to think that my service enables relationships to stay together for longer because it keeps all parties happy.

10) If I save your number on my phone it is under a code and not a name and all texts, call logs are deleted constantly.

So that's it, a bit of a serious one I'm afraid, but just wanted to give you guys the heads up so you can stay one step ahead of your partners, as I'd hate for a relationship to suffer just because you needed to get some needs met but weren't discreet enough about it.

Stay safe, have fun and call me or email me to book an appointment. I'd love to hear from you.

Taylor x x



Monday, May 14, 2012

Wow, what a week, and my new we-vibe, and other toys

Where to start? I've had a bit of time off from escorting, I did have some new clients wanting to arrange bookings but they didn't sound like my sort of client so didn't take them up on their kind offers. Instead I waited for my two regular clients and a new one that made last week magical. I don't have to pretend to be happy in the company of my clients and this week was spent with the most wonderful of men and all very different but equally charming and special. One said to me that "you are a very convincing girlfriend", to which I responded that it was because I don't have to try, whilst I'm in the company of my clients I like to think of me as their temporary girlfriend and them as my temporary boyfriend, I enjoy skin to skin time and kissing and cuddling, and love the intimacy of foreplay and sex so I really don't have to make an effort to pretend.

My Wednesday dinner date and post intimate time was lovely and I just hope that his wife goes away soon so I can meet up with him again, I'm pretty sure he doesn't read my blog but we have brilliant conversation, he's very tactile like me and an absolute gentleman which leads me nicely onto Thursday afternoon and my new client. A most interesting man and an intimate business relationship that I'm hoping will be very beneficial to us both. Who says business and pleasure don't mix? The agreement is that he'll show me the high life if I show him some of the lower life, and by that I mean just creating opportunities to try new things in a safe and non judgmental environment. Looking forward to more hands on and time together.
Finally a stop over on the Friday night with a lovely, lovely, caring, genuine man, second time we met, who treated me like a lady and was an excellent temporary boyfriend. Not only did he not mind when the suspender belt I'd bought was far too big and kept dropping down so much so I had to take off my stockings and belt as it was just falling off my bum, and for those of you who know me, it is an ample bum. He even allowed me to get some sleep and for that I am truly grateful, although his ability to make me climax deserves praise as well.

After all that I fell asleep on Saturday night on my lovely sofa, snuggled under my blanket 30 minutes after sitting down at 7.30pm. I was a tired little lady but would do it all again in a heartbeat.

So to summarise last week, I was kindly given a box of very special chocolates and I'd like to think my time with my clients this week was a bit like eating the chocolates. All very different, all enjoyable and mouth wateringly tempting, plenty of nuts, my faourite ingredient (well I had to get a bit of crudeness in there somewhere), and each one was best savoured slowly. The minutes of delight spent eating chocolates and being with my clients equates to a very happy Taylor. The build up of looking at the chocolates, finding out what qualities each one has and then finally experiencing them and having a taste sensation resonates pretty closely with my job and my wonderful clients.

So probably the bit that made you read this blog in the first place is the mention of my new sex toys in the title. I've always been a fan of sex toys, ever since I discovered orgasms. I break a rabbit on a regular occasion through overuse and really believe I should be a sex toy tester. I recently purchased my pink neon silicone rabbit which as any woman or man knows is even better than sliced bread and can deliver an orgasm in about 1 minute. My last five are now in rabbit graveyard after having breakdowns. On Friday I went on a bit of a spree at a well known sex toy store with a couple of clients in mind and bought something I have been dying to get for ages and due to my very generous clients this week has meant that not only can I afford to do my grocery shopping, and put my money aside for holiday and the DIY fund (no pun intended) I could also splash out on the we-vibe; a £100 vibrator to be used in a couple. For those of you who don't know what one is it is a small vibrator shaped like a c where one end slots into the pussy and the other end goes on top of the clit. You can have both ends of the C on vibrate or one or the other. It allows the man to experience the vibrations as well as the woman. I have a feeling reverse cow girl might be great as that would get the right area of his cock on the vibrations. I have as yet to try it out properly with someone so anyone who'd like to have a go let me know.

I also got a very little vibrator, little finger sized, really nice for people who might get a bit intimidated by the larger than life rabbit. My little one is for teasing and playing, feels great on a woman's clit, nipples, down the skin, or along the cock and especially held on the bit which connects the foreskin to the head (frenulum), and the scrotum to the anus (perineum). I also got a pack of toys that I first got when I was 20years old, but have broken over the years and so needed a new set. It includes a bullet, a cock ring, a vibrating cock ring, amongst other things. Needless to say there is something in there for everyone and it is a little box of tricks that I'm happy for you to play with and discover with me.

 Actually I've got lots more to say but I best stop whilst I have your attention. A new client for Thursday which should be a delight followed by a weekend holiday. Don't ask where, I would much prefer to have a repeat of this weeks exploits than go on this trip, although to be honest I'd like to have this weeks exploits on a regular repeat but I'm doing a favour to a friend and I will try very hard to enjoy my weekend away.

I have spaces after the 22nd of May, so you know the best way to book me is to either call me on 07507738323 and leave a message, and if I can answer I will do, or email and introduce yourself to me at xceptionallypersonal@gmail.com. Remember to stay safe and have fun.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Clients who use escorts are NOT perverts or seedy!

It gets my goat how judgemental people are of a profession they know nothing about. Both men and women who don't know anything about the escort profession have this perception of escorts and the escort business and of people who use escorts. That the escorts must be scrabbling round to make a living for some reason, drugs habit or whatever and the clients are perverted men who take advantage of vulnerable women and girls. (I think most clients will tell you the majority of escorts are anything but vulnerable).

I'm here to tell you that is NOT the case. As a post graduate educated woman, who runs her own successful business full time and works as an escort part time to increase my dispensable income but also because I enjoy meeting new people and enjoy the physical aspect I can happily say that my clients are not perverts or desperate. In fact they are polite, professional, men from a variety of careers and backgrounds who are just looking for company of a woman who actually wants to be with them and enjoys spending time, attention and affection on them and vice versa.
 
In fact every time I meet either one of my regular clients or a new one for the first time it amazes me that they don't have a queue of women lining up for them and that they choose to spend time and money on me. Not only are my clients good talkers and listeners, but they are fantastic in bed and just want to please, what's not to like? I understand that I am a no strings uncomplicated relationship that won't get out of hand and that suits them, as it suits me.

As women, we are the first ones to start moaning if our partners don't put in enough "I love you" hugs, and compliments, yet how often do we consider how they feel when you have said for the 100th time in a month NO to sex. The women knock back their partners, "not tonight honey" on such a regular basis that it is bound to have an effect on his confidence and to rebuild it and feel that he is still desirable he seeks confirmation from me, and I, am happy to confirm my clients are all lovely, fantastic, attractive men that have a lot to offer this world, in and out of bed. My clients just want someone who says and means "tonight? yes please, can't wait, can't think of anything better than a glass of wine, a natter on the sofa and some great action with you!".

Some of my clients are single and just want to have some fun and good company, some are married, but by seeing me it is a safe outlet for them to be able to feel appreciated and wanted without any risk to the family and partner that they do love immensely and they would never want to lose but who just doesn't tick that one little box. Is it better that my clients are in and stay in a loving relationship which just has a minor flaw, or that they leave and ruin a very happy relationship in the pursuit of someone who ticks all the boxes? Lets be honest, no one ticks all the boxes for more than about 6 months, after that the ticks start fading, but other ticks get stronger.

When I tell people what I do (not very often) their first reaction is shock, but when you actually explain that not only do I make sure the client is happy but I too am happy and I come away saying to my escort buddy (security phone call) "that was a great night, I'd like to meet him again", they realise that its not the dirty, filthy secret that they imagine.

Don't get me wrong, there is a lot wrong with the sex trade, from underage, trafficking, drugs etc, but that is a bigger issue and you shouldn't tar everyone with the same brush, just as there are rogue lawyers, accountants, MP's, and builders, you don't assume just because you saw some plumber from "rogue traders" ripping off a customer that all plumbers are like that.

As with most discrimination and stereotyping and skewed thinking, it stems from a lack of knowledge, education and experience, so perhaps we should think about being a bit more open about sex, our sexual needs and sexuality, and we could all learn something from it. Perhaps you're reading this worrying your husband is seeing an escort, think about it, would it be all that bad? You don't want sex with him anyway so where's the harm? I'm happy to take one for the girls and it keeps him off your back (pardon the pun) so everyone is happy. Perhaps you do want to rekindle the sexual relationship with your partner, I can help there too (bu that is for another blog).