Saturday, March 17, 2012

PMT: PMS: good job I don't work during this week, I'm a monster

Don't ask me why, some women suffer and some don't, but when Aunt Flo is coming to visit I get a rage in my face so clear to see that it is best to stand well clear of this pms monster.So I'll get the good stuff mentioned first so that I can rant about all the idiots/ con men/ time wasters that give genuine gentleman clients a tough time. Most of the month I am a confident, sexual, easy going and playful thing but at a certain time I just get this rage inside and now I'm venting it through my blog.

When I don't have PMS/ PMT:
It's been an interesting week with an overnight at the Marriott with a lovely gentleman who greeted me in the bar with a cosmopolitan waiting and then in the room with flowers and chocolates. I was truly spoilt and made to feel like a princess. I do like overnight, it makes it so much more of an experience and means we can take our time building up to intimacy, more time to tease and tempt and flirt, and more time to recover and do it all over again. I can also have a drink and let my hair down a little more. What goes on behind closed doors stays behind closed doors but by the morning I definitely needed to refuel. Thanks for a great night and I'll see you in a month xx

Me with PMT/ PMS: Be warned, it's not pretty!

So I joined adultwork.com and you can find my details on their website, I love their ratings system and being able to review members is useful. I think I must show up as a newbie and some members must think I have Naive tattooed on my forehead. One member sent an email, sounding lovely and making a booking, and then in the second asked if he could bring in his video camera (for personal use only), hmmmm, let me think about that one, NO!!!!!

Another sent an email asking why was I single and he'd happily be my boyfriend and didn't mind that I do escorting, in fact he encourages it. Er no, I wasn't born yesterday, no freebies, I don't have a boyfriend and I don't want one either, I like my life just the way it is thank you. I'm an escort because I love men and their company and the physical aspect as well, but the key word he seemed to miss is escort. It does make me laugh that they think that you are so green and you'll be so appreciative of their contact that you'll meet them. I prefer my clients, it makes me horny that they like me enough to pay for my company, which in turn makes me horny and makes them very desirable.

Other pet hate: At a meeting when the client doesn't give the payment over within the first initial few minutes. I want to get to know you and the sooner you pay me, the sooner I can focus on you as a person instead of business transaction. For those pretenders out there, no payment upfront means no company and the meeting is cancelled.  Genuine clients will always have the payment ready and want to get the business done with so that we can begin to play.

Making a booking but not giving a full name, or hotel booking reference, or the full address so that I can't confirm it or do my security checks. No full name and if I can't confirm you have booked a room at the hotel, or what your address is then I consider it unsafe for me to attend and I will cancel.

Bareback: No in my profile means NO in person as well. Why would I put my health or yours at risk. Please don't ask, it turns me off very quickly and puts my back up. Anyone that asks obviously doesn't respect me or themselves.

Drugs: It's a no go for me, It's not that I sit on a high horse, I just feel very strongly that I like my clients to be in full control of their behaviour whilst they're with me and any drugs at all, or drunkenness is a no go for me. Again, I think it is disrespectful. You shouldn't need drugs with me to heighten the experience, I'd like to say the experience will be pretty mind blowing, so a couple of drinks is fine to loosen you up if you wish but drunk: NO and drugs: NO.

It really irks me when there are lots of true gentlemen out there (yes, my clients I am referring to you x x x x) that are honest, make the booking, pay the fee, cover up, show respect and have a great time where we both enjoy ourselves and leave fulfilled and play it by the rule when there are these schemers who are lower than low and probably get freebies from some unsuspecting girls.



Any way, I'll avoid blogging until my pmt has gone and I'm back to my sweet, caring, sexual self.  Can I just say a huge thank you to the genuine clients out there, whether we have had the pleasure of meeting or not. The men who are honest, want to have female company, have a night filled with fun, playful, sexy fun but always with mutual respect,  you unfortunately suffer at the workings of the time wasters, the pretenders. It's a real shame that the use of escorts remains so socially unacceptable as I think and I'm sure many others do too, that the good, upfront, honest clients should be able to stand up and take the admiration that myself and other escorts have for them. It is you that makes our job fun, and really enjoyable. May we meet time and time again x x x


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