Wednesday, March 28, 2012

GUM MOT: thumbs up: Fun weekend ahead

Mad, manic, running around week this week. Holding down running my own business as well as being an escort is hard work but fun. So far this week I have been travelling around the south of England and London meeting clients for my normal business, and that has been manic and a lot of fun. One client was very strange and although he was English he might have been speaking swahili for all the sense he made. Its very hard to write proposal documents for things that have not been clarified and when you ask for clarification he explains it so it is clear as mud. Now don't get me wrong, I am by no means Stephen Hawkins, but at the same time I like to think I am reasonably intelligent and have a strong business mind on me. How this person is successful in business I have no idea, but I'll try to speak with him tomorrow to see if I can actually understand what it is that he aims to do and how I can help him. It would be nice if he just answered a question that I asked instead of rambling off on a tangent (perhaps he was a politician in a previous life).

Anyhow, sorry, you don't read this to find out about my normal life, which although I love that job too, I'll be honest it isn't as stimulating as my escort work. My little book of dates is filling up nicely with really lovely great gentlemen and I am really looking forward to meeting them. Unfortunately due to my policy of only one client per day and only two clients per week means I'm having to turn away clients that sound absolutely lovely. So I'm sorry if you're one of them, I really do want to see you but to ensure the service that I give we'll have to try to meet another time, so stay in touch.

On another note, this joker from London, whom I have never met and never will (where I was earlier this week on normal work) has asked to arrange to see me twice now, both times at very short notice, which my regular clients, and blog readers know isn't my thing, and both times I have said not possible, and then he has the cheek to question my rates! Not just once, but Twice!!!!! "That's quite a bit more expensive than the standard round here" joker said, to which I replied "if you want standard why are you calling me?", he then has said TWICE, "oh no, it's fine, can we meet at XYZ" my response was "I'm busy, with clients who don't want standard and who show respect". As I keep saying, I like to really show my clients affection, a good time, make them feel good about themselves, and truly, there isn't enough money in the world that would make me want to make that joker feel special, especially when I don't have enough time to spend on my lovely clients who I adore to spend time with.

So as is usual I took my 12 weekly trip to the GUM clinic for what I like to call my MOT, not that I ever suspect anything is wrong, my clients are always covered and safety comes first and since I only have two clients a week (which is less than some women who go out weekly on the pull) there is never anything to worry about. I still believe though that as a person who does have multiple partners it is my responsibility to get MOT'd on a regular basis, and since I have once again been given the thumbs up which makes me feel a bit like when I used to get gold stars at school. I smile to myself and know that all is well and I am looking after myself and my clients.

I go to the GUM clinic in Swindon at the hospital just off the motorway, which I must say is lovely. Clean, welcoming, friendly and non judgmental. I am a firm believer that if you are a person who has sex with multiple people then you should get checked out at least every six months. There is no shame, it is a big selling point for me if my clients get themselves checked out. Men, it is no longer an umbrella up your wee hole, it really is pain free (apparently, or so Dr Christian says on the telly), go along, get yourself checked over, if not for your sake, then for mine, or for your long term partners. You've got nothing to lose and imagine how proud you'll feel getting the all clear each time. Doesn' t get much more attractive than that : )

So I'm off to bed now, I need my beauty sleep, I hope you've all enjoyed the sunshine, I know I have and it makes everyone that little bit more frisky, and it means I can get away with wearing even less clothing than usual, yippee. 

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